All Things Maynard

Wait, wait, there's still some more!

2011-10-29T15:47:00.000Z

(Read the two below first!) As if that wasn't enough, on Friday on the way home we stopped off at another holiday destination from my childhood - Ironbridge, which has a world famous, er, well, iron bridge! Cool, eh?

View from Ironbridge.

And then, to cap it all off, we dropped in on Paul and Emma Bennett in Maidenhead on the way home. It was nice to catch up with you two, even if it was brief. But hopefully we'll see you properly soon enough.

A great week had by all. I wonder what the next few weeks will hold?

Wait, there's more!

2011-10-29T15:38:00.000Z

(Read the one below first - it'll make more sense!) Then on the Thursday we went out on a very miserable and wet morning to Chirk Castle. Nice spot! After that we visited Chester and that brought back childhood memories for me as we used to park the caravan at the racecourse on our way down through England all those years ago.

"Black Knight? Not likely!"

"And this, Chris, is the Roman Ampitheatre." "Hmm, very interesting, Caitlin."

Half term shenanigans

2011-10-29T15:23:00.000Z

Normally the autumn half-term is a non-event but this one has been exceptionally busy. We flung open the door on Monday and welcomed the wonderful Roddy's of Up North. We had a lovely afternoon and evening eating, catching up and drinking tea. Thanks for gracing us with your presence guys.
Then on Tuesday we headed to Quinta in Weston Rhyn to stay with Al & Sarah Nurden for a few days. What a gorgeous part of the world - we'll be back! Thanks for having us guys and feeding us in the evenings. As for the bowling, revenge will be mine!
We managed to fit a lot in while we were there. On Wednesday morning we walked around the Quinta site and played on the low-ropes....

....then in the afternoon we headed over the Trevor Basin to walk across the magnificent aqueduct - and, no, I wasn't blindfolded and lead across - no-one offered! It's an incredible construction that requires low blood pressure and steady nerves if you happen to be crossing it on a barge!

"Please step to the right not the left - it's a long way down!"

Then to end the afternoon we had a cream tea at the famous Ponderosa cafe on the Horseshoe Pass before a brisk walk around Llangollen - spot the longest shop name in the world in the photo below. Try saying that after a few sherries.

Double figures!

2011-10-29T13:55:00.000Z

Chris celebrated the big '10' on the 23rd October with a trip to the cinema the previous day with his mates, loads of sweets & popcorn floowed by lunch at Frankie & Benny's....

...then on his actual birthday the next day he had a real treat and chose Sunday lunch - tinned meatballs and spaghetti - mmm, yum! Grandpa & Grandma joined us and provided the cheesecake.

Perks of the job

2011-10-29T13:45:00.000Z

One great aspect of my job is to take residents out on day trips. So far, since I started seven months ago, I've been to Chartwell, Dunkirk, and a couple of weeks ago I headed off to the beautiful city of Bruges for the day. The lingering smell of chocolate and waffles was enough to make me consider moving there permanently!

Go Ape, young man!

2011-10-29T13:33:00.000Z

Swing time, baby!

So it took me 6 mths to get the courage to do it, but do it I did - with no.1 son for company though. It was, how shall I put it, FLIPPIN' PAINFUL! My legs felt like they were full of lead for the following three days because I was putting so much pressure on them every time I stood on the flimsy, narrow ledges or transferred my safety lines. It was, however, a morning to remember, and there were some fun times, especially when Joel did the tarzan swing and raised his voice by an octave in the process.

Would I do it again? Hmm, not sure about that. I think I'd do another skydive, even though its thousands of feet higher and I'm not attached to anything, but at least you get plenty of time to pass out on the way down and the view is to die for! (Perhaps that's not the best thing to say)

Thanks go to the Grews and the Philpotts for the opportunity to Go Ape!

"How do those monkeys do it? If I believed in evolution, I'd be grateful!"

Summing up the summer

2011-09-10T12:20:00.000Z

Joel was 'dead' bored in Yorkshire.

"Caitlin, tell me when to charge - I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

"Don't call me Caitlin, my lord. I've changed my name to Baldrick."

A Robin joins us for lunch during a gruelling 2.5 hrs red route at Bedgebury.

Rant over - here's a nice piccie!

2011-09-09T18:39:00.000Z

Mr Fox paid another visit this evening.

Forget 'Facebook' - blogging's where its at!

2011-09-09T12:17:00.003Z

Feb'2011 was the last time I blogged - I can't believe it. Well, I can actually. Facebook - that world-wide sensation that makes people brag about what a wonderful day they've had with friends and then their friends reply in kind, making the rest of us look in from cyberspace at their wonderful lives with just a hint of jealousy after not having been invited to these magnificent soirees and coffee dates and wonder why not - really has a lot to answer for!
We've become a world of internet voyeurs and cyber-peeping toms and eaves-droppers. Yes, we get annoyed when people show the world what a wonderful family they've got and the fantastic holidays they've had without a thought for the people who haven't been as privileged or as fortunate, but we still log-on, scroll through all the inane posts, video links to bands from the 80s, open those pics from yesteryear.
Am i complaining? Well, to be honest, I'm not sure. After all, I am on Facebook and the number of 'friends' I have tells me I'm blessed with lots of people who want to know what's going on with me. Or do I? The label 'friend' doesn't really sum up the majority of people who 'request' us to be their buddies - it just tells us the number of people who want to nosey into our lives for a bit to see if they're having it better or worse than we are. "Oh, Maynard, don't be so cynical," I hear you cry. Am I? I did say the 'majority' not all. Don't get me wrong, it's a great way to communicate and keep track of people. But what happened to picking up the phone and talking to our friends when we need to instead of adding posts like 'Had a bad day - wish I had someone to talk to.' or 'Aaaargghh!'. While these posts prompt some people to ask 'Oh, hun, what's happened?', wouldn't it be easier to grab the phone, call and speak to a real friend when you need to?
Personally, I've decided to get back to blogging more. After all, if people really want to know what's been happening in the lives of my family then this is the perfect place to show them, post pics of those happy times, keep folk up to date.
To summarise, I'm not completely against Facebook, I'm more for it to be honest - I just wish we could use it thoughtfully and not with a 'Hey, everyone, look at me!' attitude that many people have when using it.

Come on world, let's be real friends. Let's talk properly instead of 'commenting'. Let's 'share' in the true sense of the word. After all, 'friends will be friends right to the end' - won't they?

Change of plans!

2011-02-23T17:40:00.003Z

I really must update this thing a bit more. I started this as a way of reminding the family what we all got up to, so I guess we haven't been up to much since 9th Dec.2010, eh?
Well, that's not true. We had a lovely Christmas, albeit the first one were we didn't take any photos whatsoever. I guess they all look the same year after year, only the kids look a bit taller and the adults look at bit wider and odder..er...ahem...I mean wiser and older.

So, what's been going on, well, I've been spending Fridays with a very good buddy of mine decorating the flat that our church Apprentices live in after we found that the place resembled a hovel and a filthy one at that. On Mondays I've been taxi driver for some of the older ladies in the church who have needed a lift to get to their weekly meeting. And I've finally joined a new Housegroup which is great.
Jess had a wonderful extended birthday. She got the present of her dreams from her folks of a flight in a little, tiny, weenie aeroplane/aircraft. She was made up. I'll just have to think of something else for her 40th next year - hmm, thinking cap well and truly on already!
I've got stuck into writing a full length novel. It's a children's fantasy adventure and from the kids reaction to what I've written already, I think I'm well on track for a number one best seller. At least that's what I'll keep telling myself as I continue writing it.
Which will now take longer than planned, due to the fact that I've been offered a new job to start in a couple of weeks.
Against everything I'd planned, I'm going part-time (4 days per week, 9am-3pm) to work in a Christian hostel as a Support Worker to assist people with mental health issues. If someone had told me even two months ago that this is what I would end up doing, I would have laughed - heartily. Which goes to prove that only God knows the plan he has for us. It is just up to us to follow his plan and accept that he knows what is right for his glory and for us. I've spent the last five years planning my own future and trying to achieve things that I believed would please other people. Now, after all these years, I've realised that God's timing is perfect; it is up to us to 'push the doors' that appear before us and not sit back and wait for God to give us what we want; and that He knows what's best for us. Instead of being served, it's up to me to do the serving.
As for teaching? Who knows. As for the writing. Who knows, although I'm getting a real passion for it now, more than I used to. And as for the future, well, that's in God's hands, not mine. I'll just smile, follow him and lead my family in the paths of righteousness.
As for all the different forms of service I've been doing lately, who'd of thought it would lead to a very rewarding and worthwhile job? Not me!
Here's to the future.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

2010-12-09T14:18:00.004Z

A proud day today. Caitlin got to be a beautiful and serene Mary and, for once, both parents were there to see her. Well done, sweetie.

Joel finds another way into Narnia.

2010-12-04T16:35:00.002Z

October to December

2010-12-04T16:16:00.002Z

Whoa, I'm so far behind with this thing. Sorry avid readers - just been preoccupied with nothing much.

Anyway, here's what's been happening:

Chris got the guinea pigs home.

Mum Tait came to visit during halfterm.

Chris celebrated 9 years on the planet.

Caitlin made her Brownie promise.

The decs went up on the 1st December!

Graduation

2010-09-20T08:55:00.002Z

Friday the 17th September 2010 - a date that will always bear significance in my life. After four years of study, boredom, frustration, heartache and, at times, blind faith, I have graduated from the Open University. Up until last week it hadn't really sunk in what an achievement this really is. Every time someone congratulated me I was becoming more and more embarrassed and at times felt a bit of a fraud. Don't ask me why, I just did!

But sitting in the Barbican theatre in the front row, with almost three hundred other graduates behind me, listening to the applause of the guests, and the wonderful words spoken by the Pro-Vice Chancellor of the Open University - I can openly admit that I felt very proud of myself for the first time. To wear the robes and hold the degree certificate in my hand felt amazing. When I left school at sixteen I was made to feel that this was something way beyond my reach, and even just before I started my studies, one 'wise' person told me, "I've tried it - it's very hard - I'm not sure you'll manage it." Well, I guess it was just the remark that I needed to prove her and my old teachers who instilled the me the feeling of failure, that I could do it.

It's incredible how words and feelings can linger and can have a lasting effect on someone's life. Children should leave school feeling that they have achieved something and that they are going on to achieve even greater things - they shouldn't have to wait over twenty years to do so.

I know I turned 40 this year, and the old adage that 'life begins at 40' couldn't be more true. Although I have completed my studies, I have required a hunger to keep on learning. The future is very unclear right now and I have to say, I am already very bored at home, but I know God must have something exciting for me and I'm praying for the patience to wait on his perfect timing.

The one and only downside to graduating last week and not last year was that my Dad couldn't be there to see me. However, when Jessica and I saw him in hospital a few weeks before he died, he did say he was very proud of me. I can't remember him ever saying that to me before, but it's the one time I'll never forget.

Words can wound, but don't let them scar you - have the courage to aim for what you want. You may not always reach the target, but without trying, you'll never know what you can achieve.

And to my beautiful wife, Jessica, I say 'Thank you', for putting up with so much and losing out on certain things and pushing me when needed, to enable me to do this - I love you xxx

Catch up!

2010-08-14T13:10:00.002Z

Since May, well, I've finished my studies and have just been offered a 2:1 BA Honours in Humanities with Creative Writing. WOW! Yeah, I know, me. Well, well, well, wonders will never cease. Just waiting for the actual graduation ceremony next month and I can actually call myself a graduate. Bought ourselves a new LCD TV and a DVD/HDD recorder to celebrate - a bit of an extravagant graduation present, but what the heck - it's about time we joined the 21st century.

Just got back from two weeks in Norn Iron staying with Mum. Had a great time catching up with folk and all the Ulster spreads that I've been missing out on. I sure have missed all those Irish breads and tray bakes. Not good on the waist line though!

Some pics for ya.

Cute as a button

2010-05-20T08:47:00.001Z

Turning 40's not so bad!

2010-05-08T16:50:00.002Z

Easter break

2010-05-05T08:44:00.004Z

Hawshead

High Force

Lake Windermere

On the fells

Picnic at Lake Windermere

Following a rather unsettling couple of months it was a real blessing to have a week away in Cumbria and West Yorkshire. The weather was wonderful, the scenery was stunning and it was hard to leave.

Easter egg rolling

2010-05-05T08:33:00.003Z

The Tait tradition continued this year - twice! First off, it was with the Hollidays down a very muddy hill at Dunorlan Park, then down our usual race track at Knole Park with the Roddys. And not forgetting the annual egg hunt with the family on Easter Sunday!

Birthday catch up!

2010-05-05T08:23:00.002Z

Jessica Frances Tait - now 38
Joel Maynard Tait - now 12
Maynard Tait - now 40
Caitlin Mary Tait - now 7

Trevor Tait 5 January 1940 - 15 March 2010

2010-03-25T10:06:00.006Z

My Dad - the Gentleman

'A true gentleman', were the words,
'An immaculate man' - another phrase,
I heard said about my Dad
in these past few days.

'A devoted man', 'A committed man',
And plenty other ways
To describe my Dad,
I have heard these past few days.

'Humble' and 'Accurate',
And 'he loved his garden too'.
To make his flowers grow,
There's nothing he wouldn't do.
He'd keep bulbs in the attic
To give them warmth and care,
Then transplant them to the garden
Where'd they grow by sun, rain and air.

He gave us laughter, tears and joy,
All of these I had as a boy.
All those holidays to foreign places,
Dressed up in 'BB' with funny faces.
All those teas he did for the old,
I could go on forever because there's loads to be told.

But best of all he loved his Lord,
He served Him with all his heart,
He lived out his faith and served his God
He gave his all and not in part.

He loved his family - he told us so,
They were his last words to me - that's how I know.

I'll never forget him - he was my Dad,
And though now I'm crying, feeling down and sad,
I know he's in Heaven with God and I'm glad.

Community spirit alive and well in The Hurst

2010-01-12T10:29:00.002Z

Okay, so we wanted to try and get to church on Sunday morning, but Jess's little car only managed a slip off the driveway and then it took me 5 mins to get it the ten yards it moved back on to the driveway! The Hurst was a skidpan. I gave up and we all went round the back to build Norman and Hildegaard (our snowpeople!). During which I heard a commotion out front, so I ran out to find our neighbour, Roger, burning rubber trying to get back up the road to his house. It took four of us to get him close enough for him to park. Knowing that we would never have the road gritted, myself and another neighbour - Mark - thought we'd clear the turn in to the road so that people could get enough grip to attempt getting up the street. As we did so, another neighbour came out and helped. We then started on our end of the street, so that we could at least get our cars off the driveways and turn around to face downwards. Within minutes a couple of the wives came out and joined in.
Two and a half hours later, there was at least 15 of us out on the road and we cleared the whole length of the street.
This was community spirit at its best. We all pulled together, almost forgetting about our Sunday roast (but not quite!), helping one another - we even had one neighbour bring out teas and coffees. It was flippin' hard work, but we all felt we'd achieved something and we also learnt a few new names of some people we hadn't even spoke to before. Great stuff!

Norman and Hildegaard

You lookin' at me?

2010-01-12T10:27:00.003Z

Snow much for Christmas shopping today!

2009-12-18T10:15:00.003Z

The view of the street.

The view from Chris's room.

Winter playground.

Could it be a white Christmas?

2009-12-18T09:53:00.002Z

Captain Jack pays a visit to Scouts

2009-12-12T11:22:00.002Z

Well, bless me blisters and pour me a yard o'rum - wots Cap'n Jack doin' 'ere? Oh - eez come t'pay a visit to those low-down, filfy little Scouts at their Christmas party, eh!

Budding journalist

2009-12-12T11:13:00.003Z

Joel has been part of a small team of students from various year groups who have been chosen to take part throughout the year as part of a BBC project to report on the goings on at Bennett Memorial and how they affect the life and the students of the school. This will culminate in a feature by the BBC some time next year.

The defining moment so far was when Joel and his friend Nick were asked on behalf of the project to interview the Archbishop of Canterbury during his visit to the school on Founders Day.

Both boys were congratulated by the teacher who coordinates the group, saying they conducted themselves in a very polite and mature manner and it was clear that the ABC enjoyed chatting to them. Joel said he was a very nice man, but his 'eyebrows are very big'.

Well done, Joel!

A little 'Beauty'

2009-12-12T11:08:00.002Z

Caitlin after her show, 'Sleeping Beauty', a few weeks back. Thanks to Nanny State we couldn't take any vid or photos of her during the performance, but she did very well and got 'Honours' for her recent exam.

Still here!

2009-10-29T16:00:00.003Z

The past few weeks have gone by like a marble shot from a catapult. There's been family birthdays; lots of revision; exams; GCSE science; more birthdays; Scouts; homework for everyone in the family; and the odd time to relax - along with the obligatory mechanical breakdown, of course - the oven this time - nice!

But we're still breathing - only just though - since breaking up for the halfterm hols, all kids have had temperatures and colds and I've almost forgotten what it's like to spend quality time outside of the house. We did manage a trip to Larkfield leisure pool yesterday which was great fun and Caitlin swam her first few metres unaided too - well done, girlie-girl!

So, it has been busy. Jess is still reeling from all the extra work she has to do as a full-time teacher, what with evening work, etc. Joel's had a great start to secondary school - including a certificate for getting over 25 merits in his first few weeks - ata boy!

Chris had a glowing 'consultation' from his new teacher and is working hard.

As for me, my Science GCSE class is fun, hard, weird and rewarding all at the same time - thankfully there are a few others my age there and we're all in the same boat. It is great, however, to realise that I've learnt more about science since leaving school than I did when I was there - the highlight so far being when I corrected the lecturer for getting a mathematical question wrong when he was calculating the amount of kWh used by a household item!

Scouts is challenging at the moment. If I'm honest, if it wasn't for the fact that Joel is now a Scout, I may have jacked it in earlier, but I'll soldier in - even if it's just until next February when Bill and I head to the Cairngorms for 8 days of snow-caving, ice-wall climbing and general mucking about in snow at high altitude for a Scout-based adventure. Chill Bill - I'm kiddin'!

And as for the exam part? Well, I have officially done enough for a basic degree (if I pass my last course that is!), but I am doing another final course to try and get an honours degree - thanks Jess darling for talking me into that, so it's still head-in-the-book time.

As for the next few weeks - well it's almost time to get the Christmas tunes on, don't you think?

New beginnings

2009-09-04T13:25:00.002Z

Summer 2009

2009-08-28T11:12:00.002Z

IT'S AN 'A', BABY, YEAH!!!

2009-08-06T16:53:00.002Z

Okay, I'm not one to brag or to get big-headed, but this is MY blog and I can say what I like and I'd like to tell the world that I've just had my latest course result for my Advanced Creative Writing course, and I got a Distinction. WOW! I am over the moon - to get an 'A' for my examinable component is fantastic. Time for a small celebration, methinks, so excuse me while I have a glass of something nice!

Gosport'09

2009-08-04T16:54:00.002Z

Jessi and Sylvia
Cowes week gets into full swing

The kids at Gosport

Marilyn gets the wind up her!

Going walkies with Sylvia and Bill.

A lovely weekend was had by all in Gosport when we went to stay with Unca Bill and Auntie Sylvia (and Bertie and Millie!). Lovely food, greats 'rapids', wet walks, more lovely food and the odd glass of something, made for a relaxing weekend - thanks S&B!

Forget recycling!

2009-08-04T16:52:00.002Z

"Don't worry, Mum - we'll get rid of the old Argos catalogue!"

Legoland 2009

2009-08-04T16:42:00.002Z

Fire persons
Let me off this thing - aaagghh!

Joel gets a soaking.

Chris gives a girl a friendly nudge!

Jess and Caitlin messing around on boats.

Jack! The Musical

2009-07-21T13:22:00.003Z

WoW! What a show. Joel was absolutely fantastic in his first ever show and he was terrific as Jack, in which he not only acted, but sang, and wonderfully well too! It was a great way for him to end his time at primary school and the enthusiasm from all the cast was amazing. Shame they only got to perform it once!

Sports daze.

2009-07-21T13:12:00.003Z

Three sports days this year, but each of them were different which made it more enjoyable.

All dolled-up and ready to climb the chimernee!

2009-06-30T13:17:00.004Z

Endings and new beginnings

2009-06-30T12:51:00.005Z

It's hard to believe that seven years have passed since Joel started school and he's now about to leave primary. Before it all ends though he took part (as did Christopher) in the school concert a couple of weeks ago, singing and strumming his ukelele. Then it was his last Sports Day. Last week we went to his new school (Bennett Memorial) where he met his new classmates and his Year Tutor. It was nerve racking for me and Jess to see him called up to the front and walk out with all these kids he doesn't know, but we know it won't take him long to make friends.

Even more nerve racking was saying goodbye to him yesterday morning as he headed off to the Isle of Wight for the week with all the Year 6's. I must admit, I did shed a tear as Jess drove off down the road as Joel waved frantically out of the window. And he's still got his starring role as 'Jack' in a couple of weeks, three days before they break up. Well, if he does half as well at Bennett as he has at St.Matthew's and St'John's we'll be very proud parents indeed.

Last weekend we were very privileged to attend the ordination of a good friend of ours, the now Reverend Keith Roddy. What a great occasion to share with him and Jo and other friends from church who made the trip up to Lichfield. It was also great to see Keith look the part and I have never seen him look to neat and well-groomed. Proud of ya, mate!

It's cool to be a Scout!

2009-06-07T11:20:00.003Z

Prusicking;

ice wall climbing;

wall face climbing;

abseiling;

archery;

air rifle shooting;

lighting fires;

backwoods cooking;

camp gadgets.

Yesterday, myself, Bill and Nick had a wicked day on a Scout leader skills training day and we did all of the above. I'm particularly proud of scaling the full height of the climbing wall and then abseiling down the other side (a first for me!), but the ice wall climb was fantastic, even if it was only 20 feet high! But the best thing was, the tuck shop sold pick'n'mix and Double Decker bars for only 35p - what a bargain, especially when all the activities were free.

On Wednesday evening I took the Scouts sailing at Bewl water and they had a blast.

What with Bear Grylls now our Chief Scout, it is officially cool to be a scout AND a scout leader!!!

May in a nutshell - part 1

2009-06-02T13:41:00.007Z

Okay,so it went by pretty darn quick, but only because so much happened!

I'd bought a new little bbq with some b-day vouchers, so the first sunny w/e in May seemed to be a good excuse to have some friends over and christen it.

It may have been a damp and cool bank holiday Monday, but it didnt stop us hardy folk from heading out to Emmett's Gardens to enjoy the bounty of bluebells before they went over. Thanks to J&R&T for coming with - and, btw, we still have to book that cycle ride in!

Caitlin found G'ma & G'pa's back garden on a lovely, sunny Sunday afternoon to finally master the art of running and skipping at the same time - beautiful.

We also had an addition to the family circle in the form of little Noah David Philpotts born on the 10th May. A second for H&D; a brother for Imi; and grandchild number 7 for D&R.

May in a nutshell - part 2

2009-06-02T13:16:00.004Z

Dad Tait took a turn for the worse mid-May which meant an earlier-than-planned trip for Maynard back to N.I. to see the Tait clan - brothers, sil's, nieces, uncles and aunts - the works. Thankfully Dad made a relatively quick recovery and was only in hospital for 6 days. Needless to say Maynard came back with Tayto crisps, soda farls, wheaten bread and potato farls - YUM!

Half-term creeped up without much of a warning and a fun week has been had by all. We didn't take any pictures though until the last Saturday when we had a day at Knockhatch Adventure park - the kids seemed to enjoy it, though I didn't think it was up to much, but it wasn't for me anyway! The rest of the week was taken up with a trip to the park for football, frisbee and tennis; a wonderful picnic lunch followed by a family bike ride around Bewl Water; a trip to the cinema to see 'Bolt'; a morning at the swimming pool; games in the garden and street with friends; a shopping trip courtesy of Granny - thanks Mum!; another bike ride (without Jess this time) from Penshurst to Tonbridge and back; and of course, the trip to Knockhatch.

A blindin' week and no doubt the summer will roll around pretty quick too - only 6 and a half weeks to go. Here's to more barbies, cycle rides and fun with friends and family.

It's been how long?

2009-05-26T15:20:00.002Z

Wow! I must've been busy - almost a month since my last blog. I'll update it a little later, but for now just enjoy the new summer toons!

Sun, fun, sun!

2009-05-01T08:34:00.004Z

Do you have good memories of your late teens, early twenties, heading out on the roads on glorious hot summer days or nights; the windows down; good buddies in the car; good toons blasting at top volume to heighten the mood? I do, and as soon as the sun comes out and its vaguely warm, all I wanna do is hop in the car and take a drive with the radio blaring. I loved those carefree days of cruising down to Newcastle at the foot of the Mournes, on a Saturday or Sunday evening, checking out the talent, having a laugh, taking in the sounds and smells of the seaside. Good times!

So the summer's going to be a good one apparently and I'm looking forward to heading down the beach some time, licking a runny poke and digging pointless holes in the sand. And to show I'm already in the mood, check out my 3 Top Toe Tappers - yes 3 - although I could go on and on with this list. The Satch had to come first coz I just love driving to this tune - how could you not. And Will Smith's version of Summer Time is just so smooth it's got to be played, and thirdly - look Bill, I know, Van Hagar wasn't a good period in your life, but you can't deny me this tune - I love it. Keep checking in for more good summer notes.

Well, Caitlin had a great birthday party last Saturday and a fun birthday which this year was overtaken by all things High School Musical - needless to say I've put a time limit on the amount of times the CDs get the played, the dance mat gets used and the annuals get read. But Caitlin was overjoyed withe all her presents. She's always so pleased with what she gets.

Caitlin bust some moves.

Party games in the sun.

Joel seems to be taking after his parents love of the stage as he has been given the lead role of Jack (of Beanstalk fame) in the Year 6's annual show. He's so pleased, as are we! Lots of lines to learn, but I'm having fun reading the script through with him, and he won't let me do it unless I give all the other characters voices, so there's usually some giggles going on! Can't wait to see the show in July.

One person that is concerning us is Christopher - he seems to have formed a fondness for donning Caitlin's makeup!?*! Naturally I was worried at first, but then I realised he's probably just a budding young Glam Rocker, so who am I to hold back his passions. Just as long as he doesn't ask for his hair braided - then I'll get worried!

Hinduism's gone!

2009-04-28T12:49:00.003Z

It's no wonder people get put off religion after looking into it - so many rules, rituals, assorted sacred texts, etc. I'm just glad I was firm in my faith before I started! Anyway, Islam dismissed, Hinduism done and disregarded, it's Christianity next - phew! Mind you with the turbulent history Christianity has, it's certainly going to be a heavy one, but I'm looking forward to this one.

And just to say how proud we are as parents. Joel was offered the lead role as Jack in the Year 6 production of 'Jack and the Beanstalk'. Looks like one of our kids may end up treading the boards instead of us! Good lad, Jack...er...Joel.

Are diets just for girls?

2009-04-20T12:52:00.006Z

Like the rings of a tree, the stretch marks on the belly tell the truth of the ageing process for man. Being fed up with looking like a youthful Santa Claus I have decided to diet - schah, right! What I mean to say is that I am determined to eat less. The worst thing about being 'home alone' during the day - apart from talking to yourself and hoovering in your underwear (I'm kidding, honestly, like I'd ever do that - it's still too chilly!) - is getting so bored that the only thing to keep sane is to eat. Since Christmas we have had a constant supply of chocolate in the cupboards, under pillows, in the sock drawers, behind picture frames.

So, it has to stop. After a few evenings of stuffing ourselves with most of the remainder of the evil brown stuff, Jess and I are on a 'diet'. And, yes, we will be doing some exercise with it - I suppose. The stepper won't know what's hit it and the weights bench better prepare to be overworked.
I thought about putting up a 'before' photo of the aforementioned belly, but the screen size isn't wide enough to cope, so you're just going to have to wait for the 'after' shot - you may have to wait a while though!

I'm currently trying to think of a suitable song to use as motivation. I recommended 'Fat Bottommed Girls' by Queen, but I'm still nursing a slapped face after mentioning it to Jess, so I think I'll have to choose a bit more carefully. How about 'Physical' by Olivia Newton John - no, that sounds a bit too exertive. Anyway, whatever you're hearing now will be the theme toon for the next few weeks, or months, possibly year.

As for the past couple of weeks, we've had a cosy, relaxed Easter time, what with cycle rides, days out to NT places, family and friend coffees and lunches, etc. Here's some photos. Enjoy the warmth and the sunshine, people!

The Roddy family grace us with their presence on Easter Saturday.

Look - there's even chocolate in my shirt pocket!

A Great day out at Nymans Gardens

39 and counting

2009-04-07T16:30:00.007Z

Okay, I won't babble on - I'll just add a few pics and descriptions for the past week. Needless to say, it's the Easter hols and it's nice to have some company in the house during the day for a couple of weeks. Jess and the kids are all here, and so far, it's been good - okay we're only the second day in, but it's gonna be a good two weeks. Anyway, I had a lovely, relaxing Birthday which included a five mile ramble around the Westerham hills and Chartwell, followed by a wonderful tea and dinner - thanks darling!

Also, on the same day, Caitlin and Joel had Victorian Day at school and as you can see they dressed accordingly - although I think Joel could have had a wash before he went - the filthy animal!

On Sunday, after church, we said our farewells and 'au revoirs' to Al & Sarah before they head to Shropshire for their new life. They will be missed, but we'll make the trip to seem them I have no doubt.

Thanks to an anonymous donor at Hilden Grange Prep we had a few tickets for Penshurst Place, so yesterday we header over there and had a lovely day in the sun. We made the most of the outdoor theatre seeing as there was nobody looking on. We went for a Shakespeare theme and I think we pulled it off!

Today we thought we'd take it easy - Jess and me that is. The kids decided to tackle the garden and did a grand job of trimming the hedges and clearing up - bless 'em!

End of an era and a new beginning

2009-03-30T11:51:00.004Z

I think it's important to take some time out to relax, enjoy yourself, your family and your friends; and the past couple of weeks has given plenty of opportunity for all of that for me.

I love it when after a long arduous day with my face in the books I can kick back and have some fun on the wii with a couple of friends like I did a couple of weeks ago, followed the next night by our second MOT evening. Another good turnout of men from church to natter, talk about hobbies and enjoy good food.

On Friday 20th Joel had another hockey tournament against several primary schools and he was chosen to be the A team captain for his matches. He was really chuffed with this, added to the fact that he scored a few goals too! Proud of you, son!

The next day we planned to have our very first family cycle ride - I mean all five of us together. We bought a ride-along for Caitlin which attaches to my bike which she can pedal too if she likes. Anyway, we thought we'd do the Penshurst to Haysden Park route. But it didn't quite turn out as planned. As I was attaching Caitlin's ride-along one of the bolts sheared right off, so we were left with the dilemma as to whether we should continue on one bolt. We voted 'yes' and risked it. So, off we headed up the steep hill out of Penshurst Place. Jess found it hard (first time on a bike ride for a looonnnggggg time!) and was having difficulty changing gears. We made it over the hill and contined to the nice flat part for a mile or so when all of a sudden I heard a 'hiss' coming from my front tyre - I had a puncture. No repair kit or pump, so while the others went on ahead slowly, I walked Caitlin and the bikes the next two miles to Haysden. I then had to ride Jess's bike back to the car at Penshurst after some lunch and found that hers wouldn't change down to first, so no wonder she found it difficult!

Well, if nothing else, we all got a good amount of exercise that day.

Later on Joel and I watched in awe as Ireland took the Grand Slam, Triple Crown and the 6 Nations trophy after the most excruciating rugby match we've ever watched - sorry Wales, but it was our turn this time - and about time too!!! M&C then came to dinner and it was nice to lord Ireland's victory over England's 2nd place in the table.

As for the 'end of an era', well, our church Administrator, my friend and Scout Troop leader, Alistair is leaving next week to move to Shropshire to take up a new job up there. We had a party last Thursday to bid him a fond farewell. I'll miss him, but it has opened up an opportunity for me. I have agreed to take over as Scout Troop leader. Daunting - as the timing doesn't feel quite right, but saying that, I will have great assistance from current helper, Nick, and my good buddy, Bill, who has offered to come on board too. So, it'll be all change come next term and hopefully we can make it a fun-filled time for the boys. Roll on summer camp!

Also, i've come to the conclusion that squash is a fit persons game, so I'm hanging up my racket til I manage to get myself in some kind of shape - preferably more lean - before thinking about it again - sorry Tony. How about golf? All that fresh air can't be beaten. Maybe it's my age - tomorrow I begin my 40th year on this planet and I hope the next 40 see me in good health, so after Easter it'll be healthy eating for me and a few more minutes on the thigh-master and weights bench. I say Easter coz it would be rude to pass on all that lovely chocolate and those delicious hot-buttered hot-cross buns - YUM, YUM!

Thanks, too, to G'ma & G'pa for having the kids on Saturday night while Jess and I went to another party for Al & Sarah. It was nice to come home late and be able to flush the loo and talk without whispering.

All work and no play makes Maynard a pain...

2009-03-15T19:35:00.007Z

...so what a joy to have had a crackin' weekend.

On Friday morning as I was just getting another headache reading up on feminism within Islam, the phone rang and my good bud Bill asked if I fancied meeting up for a coffee. Needless to say, within minutes I was out the door breathing in the lovely spring air. We had a great catch-up and I even walked down to the nursery with him and walked him and his two adorable twin daughters back home. Only then did I realise that I had forgotten to buy all the things I needed to in town, so I had to go back in. But it was great to get out during the day!

In the evening we had dinner with two of Jess's work colleagues and their husbands and although I find it difficult to socialise over dinner with people I have never met before, I managed to convince the hosts to lift the dinner table top off so that the men could have a game of pool on the table beneath it - so, all in all, a good night!

Saturday was great. All the family went to view the 'posh' photos that we had taken a fortnight ago and we had fun choosing the two that we wanted. It was rather difficult as there were plenty with buck-teeth, bit lips, cross-eyes and droopy eyelids, but we did manage to find two that were perfect.

In the afternoon we had Helen and David for lunch and while Helen and Jess stayed home to catch up I took the three boys for a bike ride from Hartfield to Forest Row and back. It was brilliant, as I realised exactly how unfit I am and am now resolved to do something about it - I'm just not sure when I'll start - there's still some whipped cream and bacon in the fridge that needs eating, ahem (not together you understand - that would be revolting!). Although it'll probably involve a lot more cylcing, as only this afternoon a neighbour convinced me to buy one of those kiddie bike things that attaches to the back of mine, so that Caitlin can come with us too - and now that Jess has a bike as well there's no stopping us.

And the day continued - Ireland just about pulled it together to get a needed victory over the Scots, giving us a fantastic chance at the 6nations cup - in fact this was made even easier when England completely overpowered a flumaxed and strangely poor French squad this afternoon. So, next Saturday's game against Wales will decide it. We could even let Wales win the game, but only by 12 points or less and we'd still win the trophy! Come on you greens.

Today after church we thought we'd make the most of the beautiful spring weather, so we went to the lambing weekend at Hadlow college. It was good to get to this event for the first time and the kids enjoyed themselves having a tractor ride and holding the lambs.

Oh, and after the rugby we are roast beef dinner. So, a wonderful weekend had by all - here's to a good week to come.

Have your cake and eat it!

2009-03-09T13:51:00.004Z

This was Joel's 'official' birthday cake for his party on Saturday. I say 'was' coz there ain't much left apart from the neck and some of the scratch board! The party went well, but Jess was left traumatised by the amount of noise that five 11 year old boys can make.

That's life!

2009-03-04T14:49:00.002Z

A busy week has come and gone and it's decisions all round. Do I take over as leader of Scouts? Do I apply for jobs now or wait til after the degree is done? Do I pay the Inland Revenue £100 for a mistake they should have dealt with?

I'll give the answers to these questions some time in the near future although needless to say it's a big, fat 'NO' to the last one which is giving me a headache.

Well, what a week that was. Every afternoon last week saw one or two of the kids involved in some sort of a club. On Friday it was 3:30 pick up Caitlin; 4:30 pick up Chris from football; 5:00 take Caitlin to Rainbows; 5:30 pick up Joel from hockey match; 6:15 pick up Caitlin again. Busy, busy!

On Saturday we all went to pose for a 'posh' photo that friends of ours gave us. In the afternoon Jess prepared dinner while I sat through a very excruciating rugby match betwix Ireland and England. Thankfully the greens won - even if by only 1 point.

We had some friends over in the evening for a laugh and a giggle.

On Sunday Joel took part in his first cross-country race in Tonbridge. He ran a mile and he didn't even stop or walk once - that's ma boy!

It was Joel's 11th on Monday and he had a great day - more for the fact that he found out that he had been given a place at the school of his choice - Bennett Memorial in T.Wells. He was chuffed.

I had a round of gold at Holtye yesterday and even though I played terribly I had a lovely time walking around in the wind and rain - thanks Ian!

And 'yes' I am finding the study of Islam very heavy going - lots of names, practices and laws. Thank God for Jesus - that's all I can say!

Toodle-oo!

What's new?

2009-02-23T13:13:00.003Z

Strewth, its been a while since I've posted. Well, life just teeters onwards. Half-term has just ended. We made a visit to the family matriarch - Granny Ione - and had a lovely day in Farnham. The kids mostly played outside in the street and spent a day with the grandparents while Jess and I attempted some work.
On Saturday, we all went to the cinema to watch...wait for it...High School Musical 3. When I say 'watch', I mean Jess and the kids did. I cleverly brought my mp3, so I didn't have to suffer those cheesy, whimsical teen toons. Nickelback and Joe Satriani kept me company for the hour and three quarters it took to tell the five minute storyline. We had a great ramble across Ashdown Forest in the afternoon, being drowned in the glorious sunshine.
Haven't put any pics on recently either as we're waiting for a cheque from the insurance company to cover the cost of the camera that got broken a few weeks back. Hopefully it should be here in a day or two followed by a replacement camera.

Anyway, my studies are taking up a lot of daytime right now, as I'm back to doing two courses at the same time. 'Introducing Religions' started in earnest a couple of weeks back and it's Islam for the next few weeks.

Snow, cake and hours of fun.

2009-02-04T09:23:00.007Z

An extended weekend - something everyone dreams about, but rarely happens. Thanks to the snow, however, it did happen, and over Jess's birthday too which made it more fun.

On Saturday we went to see 'Kung Fu Panda' at the cinema and managed to get the comfy seats. What a great movie - much better than your average kids animation.

We spent Sunday at the Robins' for a pre-birthday lunch and tea for Jess. That's when the kids started to get excited as they noticed the first flurries of snow.

But Monday was so 'cool'. Jess drove all the way to work and was promptly sent back home. I took the kids to school and it was great walking through such thick snow. They came home at lunchtime and then spent loads of time in the garden building Mr Snowbear.

Of course, there was the obligatory snowball fight and Caitlin thought she'd search for the fairies caught under the snow by throwing it into the air to free them.

Tuesday was Jess's birthday and it was really nice knowing that none of us had to leave the house unless we wanted to!

We had more snow fun in the garden and I thought I'd pay my tribute to the wonderful Tony Hart, who died a couple of weeks ago, by drawing a face in the snow. D'you remember all those massive artworks he would do on the ground, but the audience saw it from the air? Wonderful!

But it was Jess's day and she didn't have to do anything at all. The kids played outside all afternoon, so she had a relaxing bath and then we had afternoon tea. Knowing that she would have received chocolate as presents I thought I'd give her a choice of cake, hence the chocolate one and the lemon one. They were both delicious. Joel was sent upstairs early, so that we could have a nice quiet dinner and then we watched 'It's a Wonderful Life' to end a lovely, relaxing day. As one woman on the radio put it, 'why did we have to wait for the worst snowfall for eighteen years, to enable us to stop, enjoy our families, relax and smile the most we've done in years'. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING!

It's never too late to start.

2009-01-27T12:23:00.004Z

It's so easy to get caught up in everything that's going on around and to get involved in anything that you're asked to by everyone you meet. In fact once that ball starts rolling, sometimes it's hard to slow down and remember the important people - your family.
Since i came back from Winter Camp it feels as though Jess and I haven't seen much of each other. Last week alone, we didn't have a night in the house together until she returned from her women's retreat on Sunday. What with men's groups, meetings and just catching up with friends, at times it's like life just won't stop.
Thankfully, we did catch up last night, as I had a table tennis match postponed, and tonight I was meant to be going to the cinema, but the movie we were going to see has gone, so we'll be in together again.
It's nice to get reacquainted with those you hold most dear!!!

It's also great when new things come along and my folks have proved it's never too late to start new things. Dad is now the proud owner of his very first computer and at last can see what I'm writing here and keep up with the family. It can be a daunting world - cyberspace - but it's a fun and ingenious way of keeping in touch and a useful tool for almost anything you want to learn about.

So, Mum and Dad - WELCOME. Hope you like the first two songs on my playlist - I thought the first one was very appropriate!

"Give me an 'A'"

2009-01-14T10:56:00.002Z

Okay, so this time I'm going to brag before Jess does it on my behalf. After a four week wait for my last assignment, I finally got my result - an 'A'. Yeah, yeah, I know - humility is an admirable quality, but who cares - I GOT AN A, PEOPLE.
But, my boots are already growing, as my next assignment is proving to be an absolute pain and, once again, I don't know where to start. If the past is anything to go on though, I'll just wait until the day before it's due in and then go flat-out at it. That seems to have worked before!

Anyhoo, it's been a good week - well a cold one. We had our Scout Wintercamp at Gilwell Park, Essex, with over 2000 other Scouts. On Thursday I had to go to the site to pitch some tents, and thanks go to Ian for his assistance which was much needed, and to Jan for picking up the kids, seeing as we got lost in the pea-soup fog on the way back looking for the M25! I had to leave home early on Friday too to pitch the tents that we didn't have time for on Thursday, and I had a nectic time, loading the van, unloading the van onto a trailer, unloading the trailer a hundred yards from our site and then transferring all the kit, singlehandedly from where it was dropped. I then had to set up; get the generator and gas cooker working (which I failed at coz my fingers were completely numb and painful by this point!) and then collect all the boys from the car park as they arrived at intervals.
Thankfully, two parents stuck around while I got things sorted until Al turned up about 8:30pm.
Sleeping on Friday night didn;t really happen due to the pain in my feet because they were so cold and my hot-water bottle didn't last as long as I'd hoped. But the boys seemed to sleep enough (eventually) and had a great day on Saturday doing lots of activities. Joel came back with his target sheet after Air Rifle shooting and he was a crack shot. Almost half of his hits were in the centre ring.
We slept slightly better on Saturday night after thawing out slightly in the sauna...er...I mean the overheated marquee thanks to the gas burners we had on full blast. But Sunday morning was freezing, but then we warmed up as we broke camp.
All in all it was an 'okay' experience, but we won't be doing it again in a hurry.

Last night, we had our firs M.O.T. evening in the church centre. Catering for 60 men, we had just over 70 turn up, but we still all came home with loads of cheese each. A great night for men just to get to know other guys and to chat, drink and eat. 'Great crack!' as one guy put it.

Winter wonderland

2009-01-05T09:50:00.003Z

Brrrrrr! Boy, I love the snow and the excitement it puts on the faces of the kids. The joy you get from splatting friends with fluffy snowballs. The warm feeling you get after running back inside for a hot chocolate after building a snowman.

Okay, so it may disappear in a few hours, so let's enjoy it while we can. I hope the music choices help too.

The last week of the Christmas hols was a lot of fun.

On Sunday the 28th we had another lovely lunch with the in-laws and the Grews. More pressies, more smiles and laughter, another walk, and loads more cameras clicking away.

On Monday the 29th we were offered some tickets to the Panto which we had initially ignored to go to for one reason or another, but thanks to someone dropping out we were able to go to 'Aladdin' starring Anna from 'Toonattic' fame and one of the grumpy old 'guvs' from 'The Bill'. The kids had a scream and it was nephew Isaac's first trip to the theatre. Let's hope it didn't put him off for life!

Tuesday the 30th was Jess and my 13th Wedding Anniversary which would have just passed us by but for a fun day spent with the Grews and a lot of Wii playing going on. Mark, feel free to pop down for some more Guitar Hero whenever you like - I know you liked it!

New Year's eve was a day spent shopping for Scout Winter camp which is this weekend in Essex, and a trip to Ikea for yet another CD/DVD rack. In the evening Jess and I just played on the Wii until 11:55pm, watched the fireworks on the telly (and out the front window) before heading to bed.

New Year's Day took us over to an extremely busy Wakehurst Place in Sussex for the obligatory New Year's Day walk. Chilly, but a lot of fun.

On Saturday it was time to get the house back into ship-shape and Bristol fashion, by returning the Crimbo decorations and tree back to their rightful places in the attic (or storage facility!).

We then had a wonderful evening at the Bradshaws to celebrate Andy's 40th. Lovely food, fantastic ginger ale (for me!) and a great feeling not worrying about what time to leave, seeing as the kids were having a sleepover at G'ma & G'pa's.

After a few hours sleep we were back to church on Sunday and a lovely Continental breakfast afterwards. It was our niece Imogen's 2nd birthday too and we had a nice tea with the Philpotts in the afternoon to bring the holidays to a lovely close.

So, a new year has arrived and I'm looking forward to it. First, it's Scout Winter camp this coming weekend under canvas - please pray for dry weather! Two weeks later Jess has her WWWW away with the ladies from church, so that evens that out.

Well, 'Film technique in fiction' beckons after a three week hiatus, and I'm not quite ready for it yet. But, hey ho! Happy New Year everyone.

Taits Christmas

2008-12-27T12:40:00.003Z

It's been and gone and it was fun while it lasted. Here's a little insight into our Christmas.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!

IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!

2008-12-22T10:33:00.003Z

Only three days left and the excitement is kicking in. I managed to get my assignment finished early, so had loads of time to buy all the presents and even manage another round of golf with Ian and Matt (Thanks, gents!). The kids nativities were all fantastic. Caitlin was 'the' star, Christopher was a wonderful singing donkey and Joel was one of two Joseph's in his final primary school nativity.

I also had my Christmas 'do' - I say 'do', it was just a few guys getting together for a festive pint down the Cross Keys, but it's all I ever get.

Jess and the kids are now off for two weeks and it's going to be a relaxed and fun holiday. We had a lovely, if brief, visit from the Roddys on Friday - good to see you guys.

On the 13th some of us men from church were selling Christmas trees again and we managed to shift over around 200 of them within two and a half hours. Quite amazing considering it was the wettest and coldest day for a fortnight and we all went home drenched, frozen and stiff!

The in-laws also returned on the 13th from their global adventures and we had a visit the next day with little goodies.

Yesterday we took a walk at Knole Park and even managed to get some kite flying in before the sun gave out on us. In the evening we all went to our Carols by Candlelight service which was a lovely way to end the day.

All that leaves me to do for now is to wish all my readers a very, merry Christmas and a blissful New Year.

'Tis the season to be jolly.

2008-12-08T11:36:00.005Z

So what there's a credit crunch? Who cares about bad days at work? Forget about the kids playing up (again)!

IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS AND IT'S THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY (JOIN IN), FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!!

So we all have cares, some worse than others, but we must always remember the blessings we receive on a daily basis. The food we eat. The fine clothes we put on every day. The warm house we wake up to every morning. For friends who comfort us and support us when we need them. For our family who make us smile, cry, laugh and fume.

No matter how bad things seem and fed up we are, we've always plenty to be thankful for. Over the past few Fridays I've been going to over to help out at a charity called Global Hand, and before we have lunch, Benjy asks us 'Are you thankful?' A great way to start a meal and a great way to remember the good things we have around us. So, give thanks and enjoy the season, one and all.

As for the past couple of weeks - what have we been up to? Well, it's been general mayhem as always sending kids here there and everywhere (parties, clubs, teas at friends).

We had a great Mens dinner at church a couple of weeks back. Over 100 men enjoying each others company over fantastic food and listening to a great talk by Kim Swithinbank. Here's to the future of the Mens Together group we're starting up from January.

We had our great friends the Thompsons to lunch last Sunday (at least Bill, Vicki and the girls) which was great. Caitlin was the 'star' of her nativity last week - literally. She had to dress in her ballet outfit and hold up the star of Bethlehem for about 15 minutes. She was wonderful!

And of course, we put the Crimbo decorations up last Monday - the 1st December doesn't pass in the Tait house without putting up the decs. Two days later our tree lights went out. Tsk! Got them sorted though two days later after going through every single bulb to find the culprit one.

I also managed 9 holes with 'I' last week - not a bad effort I have to say considering it was my second outing of the year. Next week we're going out again with Matt the Curate, so should be fun.

Had a great lunch last Thursday at Cosmo with 'N' from church - Thanks! This mens networking/socialising is great and at times I do actually enjoy being a student and having the time to do these things.

Yesterday, Joel and I went to chruch alone as the other two kids were ill. Joel did some great narration as part of the Sunday School presentation. After church the two of us did a Christmas service leaflet drop before going back to the hall for a lovely lunch.

So that's me up to date. What does the next week or do bring? Well, there's Messy Church, Scouts, Men Together meeting, a visit from the Plumbers, Christopher's nativity, Global Hand, selling Christmas trees at church, the return of the in-laws, the school Christmas fair. Need I go on?

Well, I should go on and finish painting Caitlin's bedroom before the school run.

Take care and enjoy the Christmas 'Toe-Tappers'!

Onwards and upwards.

2008-11-21T16:42:00.004Z

Quite a busy week or so. Last Saturday Caitlin went to see Angelina Ballerina and within an hour or seeing it she was performing herself in her ballet show. Doesn't she look so gorgeous? Well done, princess - we're very proud of you. (She's in the middle by the way!)

While she and mummy were off tripping the light fantastic, me 'n the boys spend the afternoon in the garden playing with boys toys - we had the garden vac out. Believe me, this piece of kit is a must for a garden like ours that gets covered in leaves. It eats, chomps then spits - COOL!

On Sunday we had a long overdue visit from our friends P&E whom we hadn't seen since their wedding over two years ago and they travelled all the way from Maidenhead to see us. P is Christopher's Godfather and it was nice for them to have some time together - although I'm not sure if P was able to help Chris play draughts properly! Thanks for coming guys - we'll try and come to you next time.

Lots of studying this week - I'm on to film scripting and it's good stuff. I was thankful, however, to be able to get out of the house on Friday (today). Good buddy, Benjy, who works for GlobalHand, has been looking for an extra pair of hands to help out at the 'Prancing Pony' and I just knew I should offer any services I could. So every Friday till mid February I'll be heading over to Hildenboro' to help out whereever needed. It helps them I hope!) and it helps me keep (almost) sane.

Also had a great meeting with some of guys from church about the possibility of starting up a bi-monthly event at church where the men folk can just come to relax, hang out, have a beer, play pool, strike up friendships, etc. We had a good time chatting about the possibilities and I'm really excited about it, as was Dr.C whose enthusiasm was clear - so men of St.John's - watch this space for further info!!!

As for this weekend? H&D&I are coming over in the morning for a chat about C'mas and hopefully we'll get out for a walk in the afternoon, maybe fly a kite or two.

Bye for now!

Just sit back...and...relax!

2008-11-13T14:03:00.005Z

Do you need to wind down a little?

If so, this photo and song number 1 is for you.

So put your feet up; have a soak in the tub; open a bottle of wine; have a massage. Take a deep breath and blow out all those worries and concerns. A change is comin'. Wake up tomorrow refreshed and calm, relaxed to take on a new day.

Go on...take it easy - you deserve it!

...or get serious about havin' fun!

2008-11-13T13:51:00.004Z

Do you ever get to the end of a day and think to yourself, 'I don't remember smiling or laughing today.'
No matter how tough your day has been or how worried you may be about tomorrow's concerns, everyone should go to be happy and smiling.

So, this second pic and song are for those to want to get up and have fun; to let loose of the days troubles; for those who want to forget about financial problems or all the chores that still need to be done. Forget your worries - what's the point!

GO ON - HAVE A LAUGH! Put a comedy on the telly; tickle the person closest to you; get up and do a funny dance; tell whoever you're with a joke; turn up the stereo and rock your brains out! Just whatever you do, have a laugh and go to bed smiling! C'mon everybody - COME AND PLAY!!!

IS IT JUST US?

2008-11-05T16:13:00.002Z

You know, there are somethings in this life which really bite, and for us it's when things break and need to be replaced.
For some unknown reason to us we always seem to have something that breaks down or needs to be replaced straight after we've just replaced something else.
Over the summer we had the loft converted - great! But our heating has not been right since and will take the sale of my kidneys to fix. The carpet that we bought for the hall and stairs only 3 years ago is no longer being sold, so we had to buy a completely new carpet for the whole landing and stairs the whole way up.
Now, within the space of seven days, our washing machine blew up and needs replaced; the headlamp bulb in the Picasso blew and had to be replaced; also in the Picasso, the heater has packed up, unless it's on full blast only which is deafening, so needs to be sorted; and then earlier today, my hand drill blew-up in my hand leaving a loud ringing noise in my ears!
I mean, why on earth can we not get through one month without anything breaking on us???!!!!
Does anyone go through this ritual? We'd like to hear from you if you do!

Apart from the whingeing I had a great lunch and chat today with a friend who works for this organisation - check out this website to see if you can help - http://www.globalhand.org

Pinch, punch - first of the month - no returns!

2008-11-01T12:09:00.004Z

1st November and the trick or treaters got nuthin' from us once again - HA, HA, HA!

I did say I'd up date what we've been up to since 13th October, so here goes;

Tues.14th - Played St Mark's at Table Tennis - Won 1 doubles, lost 1 doubles, won my singles (3-0, I may add!!!)

Wed.15th - Another Messy Church after school with the kids - another great turn out - over 90 kids. Joel also completed his Cycle Proficiency today.

Thurs.16th - Went round to B&V for the evening for a natter and a bowl of chilli (always very welcome!).

Sat.18th - Had dinner out with Jess's 'boss' and his wife, Rodney & Clare and colleague/friend, Caroline and her hubby, Matt - great food!

Sun.19th - Had the Haywards to lunch and took Christopher to a 'fun swim' with Beavers.

The following week seemed to disappear rapidly. We had the kids first school consultations for the year - well done, as usual! I played T at squash and for once I actually managed to win a couple of games - all on a full stomach. (Note to self - always eat dinner just before playing squash - it seems to help!)

As mentioned in the previous blog (I think!) it was Christopher's 7th birthday on the 23rd and because it was a busy day we celebrated it on the Friday as the kids were off school, as was Jess. We went bowling and had a great time and then came back home and the kids played on the Wii.

The half-term week has come and gone and thanks to the naff weather we haven't done much - apart from a trip to the park; a trip to Wear'M Out; and a trip to IKEA - exciting, eh?! Joel and his friend Nicole went to a Light Party at church last night and had a blast. Lots of games, food and fun.

Oh yeah - we have now had the carpets all fitted, so the loft conversion has well and truly been completed. Here's a photo or two for ya (taken with out new Nikon D40 - mine and Jess's joint Christmas present to each other this year!)

As for tonight, we've got T&D coming over - should be good, especially if we get the games out!!!

Well, it's the start of the Christmas count down now. For the next seven and a half weeks it'll be 'Mary's Boy Child' in the shops; countless sightings of fake Santa's all over the place; more people going into debt; any excuse for me to go to Notcutts garden centre and peruse their Christmas tat; and a great excuse to buy another bottle of Winter Pimms - and on a day like today I could certainly relax with one in hand (it's lashing down - it's cold - and it's grey - hence my opening 'toe tapper'!).

Until the next time!

What ya mean it's half term already?

2008-10-28T17:28:00.002Z

Strewth! I'd love to tell you what we've been up to for the past two and a half weeks, but I haven't got the calendar to hand just now, so I'll try and recap in the next blog. Just wanted to say that we're still here and all is nearly complete with the loft conversion. I haven't put any pics on for a while coz I wanted to wait till all the carpets were down and that will be this Friday - HOORAY!!! The boys had their rooms done last week which really changes things. They are well and truly ensconced in them and are making them their own spaces - it's great. So I'll post some pics this weekend when the hall and stairwells have been done so you know how it all looks now.
It was Chris's 7th birthday last Thursday and on Friday we took him and a couple of pals bowling and then back home for lunch and and a go on the Wii. I'll stick a pic on when I get around to it.
Jess has been off since last Thursday too, although we haven't done much. We did go to Wear'm Out this avo and the kids are shattered now.
Well, I'll post again in a day or three - probably three as I've got my first assignment for my new course to send in by Friday and I need to finish it off by wittling away another 90 words off a story.
Laters!

Time to get creative.

2008-10-13T15:10:00.003Z

And once again, I can't believe where the time has gone. Okay, here's what's bin happenin' since I last blogged.
Sat. 4th - Jess went to London for Women's Convention so I took the kids clothes shopping and it was a huge success. Thanks go to BHS and Woolies!
Sun. 5th - Had Sunday lunch for the last time for a couple of months with the in-laws and caught up with Jess's cousin Rosemary who we hadn't seen in years - Thanks go to David & Roxanne and Rosie!
Mon. 6th - Loads of studying. Thanks to me for that one!
Tues. 7th - Loads more studying. A game of squash (WHY????). Thanks to Tony - I think!
Wed. 8th - Harvest celebration at school and Chris & Caitlin sang beautifully. Oh yeah, MY EXAM. 3 hours went by and an awful lotta words that hopefully will make sense to the marker. Thanks go to all of you who prayed and offered support in different ways.
Thurs. 9th - More painting then Scouts with over an hour of Extreme Rockit Ball - don't ask! A ping-pong match at church against New Life, S'boro - we won overall with me winning my singles match and winning one, losing one doubles matches. Thanks go to Al and Glen.
Sun. 12th - African Children's Choir at Church. Thanks go to them for their vitality, their liveliness and their wonderful singing - truly inspirational. Well, you're all up to date now. Still trying to find new carpets though and the boiler is still playing up, so not quite back to normal completely yet - but we're getting there. Anyway, keep in touch y'all. My new course has just started so I oughta get down to it - only 2 more weeks until half-term (already) and I need to get my first assignment in by the 31st!

Och well! At least it's a 'wonderful world' - don't you think?

"Will students please take their seats?"

2008-10-03T13:45:00.003Z

Hey! I'm back. The past two weeks seem to have just disappeared. Since my last post I've been doing a lot of painting, some studying and not much else.
My Mum & Dad came for a few days although they stayed in a plush B&B just outside town and it was great to see them both - and many thanks to them for the gifts, food and flowers. I hope we don't have to wait another 18 months til the next time.

Well, I've only 3 more work days before my first seated 3 hour exam in 22 years (apart from some really easy insurance exams a few years back!) and I must say I'm somewhat daunted by it. Okay, people keep telling me I'll be fine as I seem to do well in my assignments, but they're a different ball-game. At least with those I have the information to hand; whereas at the exam I can only rely on what's in my head and that was always my problem back in school - i can't seem to retain information that I learnt months back. Yes, I've been re-reading the books but there's so much to remember I'm just going to have to hope that 3 of the 12 questions are ones that I can remember about.
So, all prayers and support will be very welcome between now and 5:30pm on Wednesday 7th October by which time I will be a very relieved man and in dire need of a stiff drink.

At least it's Friday - although Jess is off to London tomorrow so I'll have the kids all day. Looks like I may have to get out of the house for a bit to keep me sane.

Later!

R F U kidding me?

2008-09-21T13:08:00.003Z

WOW! Yesterday, myself, Bill & Mark, drove up to Twickenham for a Help4Heroes charity rugby match which was to raise money towards the care of injured armed forces. This was my first time to Twickers and I had a blast! We just made it to our seats in time for kick-off and the atmosphere was friendly, relaxed and jovial. The sound of 52,000 people singing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' was amazing, and there were a few Mexican waves doing the rounds when the play slowed down a bit.

It was great to see some British greats take to the field like Dilly-lally-oh, Martins' Johnson & Offiah, and the still-fast-on-his-feet Jason Robinson; while the giant Jonah Lomu stood on the edge wearing a Beanie and a backpack.

It was all great fun and the beer and burger increased our enjoyment.

Thanks Bill, mate!

Chase the clouds away!

2008-09-19T08:35:00.002Z

Another Friday has graced us with its presence and once again the clouds dominate the sky. But hey, don't be gloomy, it's another day to do a good deed to a friend, colleague or family member; a new day to say something encouraging to someone who's down; a new day to smile and thank the Lord for all his goodness.

After my 'nightmare' last week over my big essay, I finally got my result yesterday, and I have to say that it wasn't anywhere near what I was expecting. So considering how anxious I was about this one and how underprepared I was for it, you can imagine my surprise when I got a 'B' baby - yeah! That's right, uh-huh, a 'B' baby, 'B' baby, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh yeah!
Now whether my tutor had had a heavy dose of the chills or a nasty hangover when he marked mine and meant to type in '45%' instead of the '75%' he gave me, I'll never know, but quite frankly, I don't care. All I know is that I just have to scrap over the pass mark of 40% in my exam in October and I'll pass this course.
So, I'm having a good morning already. I had a great night last night with some guys from church over the most wonderful Mexican meal I have ever laid my taste buds on (thanks to the Beadles!) and tomorrow - just in case I haven't mentioned it - I'm going to Twickenham with Mr Triathlon himself and I can't wait.
But first, I need to get back to the glossing. It's great that painting the walls is a doddle and takes barely no time at all, but doing gloss work takes forever and it stinks.
Anyhoo - hello to anyone who has just noticed my blog for the first time - nice to have you along and I hope you enjoy the songs, the pics, the movie recommendations, etc.

Viva the weekend!

The moment has passed

2008-09-14T20:15:00.003Z

Okay, I agree, my last post wasn't your average 'this is what I've been up to today'. I was having a moment and for those who didn't understand it - you weren't meant to. I was freewriting whatever came to my head as I struggled to complete my essay.
If you're interested it was about the perseverance it takes to complete a task that you don't really want to do or feel capable of doing. Many feelings and emotions can hinder us from doing the task and I was in battle with them all last week.
Thankfully, I came through it and completed my essay - although I have no idea how it will have come across to my tutor! My two-toe-tappers just represented how I was feeling (1) and how I would feel when it was complete (2) - in fact as I write I'm listening to 'Blue Danube' to send me off to sleep on this glorious Sunday evening.

So, tomorrow's a new day, a new week and I have three weeks until the beginning of my next course. However, I do have an exam in four weeks for the Film and TV History course which I do need to revise for. In the meantime I will be glossing as much of the woodwork as possible.
Joel & Christopher are both in their new bedrooms now and little Caitlin is in hers and it seems really big for her. I wont get around to decorating hers for a while yet, but all the emulsion has been done in the rest of the house - all we need to do now is wait for the final bill from the builders to see if we can afford the carpets which is probably unlikely.
Anyway, the boys are happy - they have their own rooms and their own bathroom which is now complete and it means they can scoot off to their own havens when need-be.
Oh yeah, and its only six more sleeps til the big game. Yes, thanks to the generosity of one of my good friends, I'm off to Twickenham on Saturday for an England V International rugby match - I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

Well, 'Moscow' as the Russians say, coz I'm falling asle....

On the frontline

2008-09-10T09:49:00.002Z

Bashing out these words for my essay makes me feel like a lunatic in an asylum. The pain and anguish of not knowing how to start the healing process was mental torture. The end is in grasp if only I can make headway and in time the pain relief will kick in and I will relax and see things as they really are. The end is in sight but a chasm of dark emptiness engulfs the way forward and I need all my inner resolve to tear down the walls of defeat and self-deprecating right now. If it wasn't for the cushioned walls of faith my head would have exploded but they take the pounding well and give comfort in an unfriendly world of doubt, confusion and solitary confinement.
Like a soldier on the frontline I have to charge headlong into this endless battery; take control of the destiny that lies before me and tackle all that threatens to destroy, trick, deceive or criticise. Stupidity takes aim and tries to deliver a blow that would knock me down for eternity, but I weave to its left and it crashes into my troops of intelligence. A fiery dart of apathy is aimed at my shoulder but is swiftly cast aside by my shield of determination. Only in time do I notice a low-blow of distraction coming in to take me away from the task in hand. With fists full of concentration I knock it flying out of sight. Pushing on as the insects of pain drive into my head, I can see the 'other side'. The clear light of day waits for me and beckons me to come forth. I turn behind me and all things negative are solid in their positions and cannot reach me anymore. My battalion of angels deflect anything that comes t'wards me now and they lift me gently above it all. The sky is clearing and a new dawn is breaking. Pain is released and falls to the ground and shatters. Happiness greets me with a warm smile and pulls me through the final gates of despair that close with an almighty thud behind me.
The battery, the onslaught, the despair is ending and a fresh outlook appears.
Alls well that ends well.

pULLING MY HAir oUT!!!

2008-09-08T13:42:00.002Z

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M STILL 4000 WORDS SHORT AND IT'S DUE IN MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Back to normal

2008-09-02T09:45:00.002Z

September 2nd and all things are all back to normal. Jess to work, the kids to school, me at home supposed to be studying - well, it's been a few weeks, so I'm easing myself in gently. A 4000 word essay needs to be submitted by the 11th and I'm shy of it by about, oh, let me think, oh yes - 4000 words. I'm completely at a loss for this end of course essay and judging by the OU web forum for the course, I'm not the only one who's thinking there must be an easier way to spend my days.
Last week sort of disappeared without trace really - lots more sitting around waiting for chippies and plumbers to arrive and wotnot. The kids played out front loads with the others in the street. Late Saturday afternoon, I had just sat down for a cuppa tea after spending the whole day decorating Joel's new bedroom, I just said to Jess what a lovely evening it would be to have a BBQ with friends and a cool drink. Within minutes, the Dad of one of the girls who our kids plays with knocked on the door and invited us all down for a BBQ later on. We had a lovely evening and we didn't get the kids back up to the house til 11 o'clock. Needless to say they didn't sleep any longer the following morning though - the scamps.
Well, I should go and do some work, but it's conveniently time for elevenses, so I'll give it a few more hours..er..ah..I mean minutes.
Oh, and check out my new Toe-Tappers!

Where'd it go?

2008-08-25T08:59:00.005Z

Okay, the past week has just passed us by. We've been sitting in half-expecting workmen to arrive and no-one turned up till Friday and they only stayed for a few hours. I did manage to get a mis-coat of paint on all the walls ready for proper painting though which is good and all the extra materials have been collected and the skip has finally been taken away. I realised that all the skirting boards and doors are pre-primed which will save me a load of time too.
On Saturday Joel and I went down to the Pantiles in town to watch some live acoustic music at the LOCAL&LIVE event. One guy was very good, Colin Neil, so I'll be looking him up.
On Sunday we went to the in-laws for a picnic lunch inside (cos of the weather) followed by some kite flying over at Tonbridge school.
Well, it's now Bank Holiday Monday and Jess is about to take the kids out to Wear 'm' Out to let me catch up on my 'Avengers' watching for my next big assignment - a 4000 word essay on British action adventure TV in the 60's. I'm doing it on gender and class and I'm not looking forward to this one. I've thoroughly enjoyed the Film & TV History course, but the assignments have been horrible - I'll just be happy to pass this course! On a good note though, I did get a 'B' on my Creative Writing course which has set me up nicely for the Advanced Creative Writing course which begins in October.
Later!

We're all going on a summer holiday

2008-08-17T15:50:00.003Z

Wow! The Tait family managed their first ever holiday away as a family of five. This was the first time ever we had time away from home that didn't include another other family members or a visit to family, and we had a wonderful time.

We rented a lovely converted cart shed on the border of the Peak District and the weather was great.

Here's a rundown of the week;

Sunday - Sudbury Hall and the Museum of Childhood.

Monday - A ramble along the River Dove, a walk around Buxton, and a visit to Poole's Cavern.

Tuesday - A visit to Kedleston Hall.

Wednesday - Churnet Valley Railway followed by a run around Biddulph Grange Gardens.

Thursday - ALTON TOWERS, BABY!!!!!

Friday - A day out in Bakewell.

Saturday - Calke Abbey (a stop off on the way home!).

Here are a few pics;

Sudbury Hall

Rambling along the River Dove

Churnet Valley Railway

The kids at Alton Towers

Elevenses in Bakewell

Conversion rate

2008-08-17T15:43:00.003Z

Here's the latest on the loft conversion. Things have slowed down a little, but hopefully the next two weeks will bring it on a good bit more.

"We're in London, baby."

2008-08-08T18:14:00.004Z

Well, Joel has had two trips to the big smoke with the old man, so I thought it was high time I took number two son up to see what all the fuss was about.

We took the train up to Charing Cross then criss-crossed across central London to catch a few of the sights.

We first hit the Natural History Museum, then scooted over to Buckingham Palace - her madge wasn't home, so after an apple on her front lawn, we took a wee dander over to the Houses of Nuisance..er..I mean Parliament. We had a gawk at Westminster Abbey and 'Big Ben' (and, yes, I do know Big Ben refers to the bell and not the clock or the tower, thanks!) before heading north to Covent Garden and an ice-cream. There were lots of street performers showing their talents, including a Roman soldier who flirted with the crowds; a break-dancer; a knife-thrower and an escapologist. Christopher applauded enthusiastically to everything he saw.

After a quick train ride we arrived at St Pauls Cathedral, but we made in time for 5 o'clock matins, so we only got to look around some of the church. On the way to the train I spotted the Millenium bridge, so we went onto it for a bit before heading back to Charing Cross and a McDonalds and a well-earned coffee for me.

Chris managed to stay awake the whole journey home, but crashed out in his pit within seconds of his head hitting the pillow. A wonderful day for me the boy!

Christopher waits for Queenie to appear.

St Pauls from the Millenium Bridge

That was the week that was!

2008-08-08T18:00:00.007Z

Do you every wonder where the time goes? Well that's what's great about the blog - you just read the diary back over and enter it onto the blog in an interesting fashion to make it look like you've been busy. In fact we have been quite busy since the last entry.
Last Sunday we had lunch and tea over at the in-laws which was nice coz we got to catch up with Jess's Granny, Ione - a 92 year old wonder-woman. God Bless you!
Monday was a flop day. On Tuesday we hit the library so the kids could change their books as part of the Summer reading scheme - GREAT IDEA! In the afternoon we dropped the kids off with G'ma & G'pa until Wednesday tea-time. MAGIC!! Jess and I went to look for tiles for the boys bathroom (which only took 20mins) and then we went home and I stripped some wallpaper while she prepared dinner. In the evening we made the most of it and went to see 'The Dark Knight' at the cinema - WOW! What a great movie and a post-humous Oscar would be well-deserved for the late Heath Ledger.
After a gentle lie-in and croissants on Wednesday morning we tidied up the house, cleaned out the gutters, before doing some gardening and the Tesco run.
Thursday comes next, but here's a quick video of how the 'attic' looks now.

More pics of the house

2008-08-02T09:45:00.006Z

Joel's new room before completion

Christopher's new room before completion

Sun tunnel before completion

View from Christopher's new room

New mega flow water cylinder

The house is rockin'

2008-08-02T08:52:00.005Z

Loads of noise, dust and various tradesmen took their toll at the end of last week, so we moved house to Jessica's parents in Tonbridge on Monday and returned yesterday (Friday) to find the house transformed and watertight. During the week, however, we managed a trip to the swimming pool; a day out to the ever-hospitable Roddys in Southgate; a walk around Hadlow College's gardens; and a bike ride for Me, Joel & Christopher from Tonbridge to Penshurst Place and back again while Caitlin played with cousin Imogen and Jess baked a cake for Dad David who retired on Thursday after 39 years at Tonbridge School - CONGRATULATIONS DAVID!!!

So even though we've been out of the loop we've managed to do a few bits and pieces. Now we're back home for a week before we head off to the Peak district for a week. Anyway, here's a few pics to keep you updated and hopefully my 'T.T.T.T's' will aid your viewing.

Changes

2008-07-24T16:22:00.004Z

Strewth - it's amazing how things can change in just a few days. As you can see we've had the scaffolding up, a huge hole put in our roof and the main structure for the dormer rooms already up - and it's only been four days! Boy, can these guys work. They didn't leave until 7:35pm last night and don't seem to stop for long for breaks or lunch. The upheaval starts next week as Caitlin as to move out of her room so they can start on the new stairwell and we're not sure where she's going to sleep yet, but we do have a tent, and considering she snores like a trooper with apnoea, the garden seems like the best option (only kidding about the snoring, darling!).

Anyhoo, school's out and we now have to try and fill our days with more than just sawdust, hammering and no hot water, and seeing as we're on a budget, it'll just be lots of trips to National trust places and bike rides.

Last weekend Joel and I went on Scout camp to Broadstone Warren. It was okay, the weather was kind, but it was a tad slow for me - I think we could have done a bit more than we did.

Okay I'm of to get slaughtered in the squash courts, yet again, so until next time.

Shadow Boxing

2008-07-16T19:03:00.004Z

Okay the scaffolding is up - photo later. This is Joel pretending he's facing up to Muhammad Ali. I'd better watch what I'm saying about anyone who plays on the Wii in case Jess gets me on camera playing Guitar Hero - boy have I some moves!

"Ding, Dong, the bells are gonna chime"

2008-07-13T13:51:00.004Z

Cor, how time flies - i thought i put a post on here recently but it seems it was weeks ago. Well since then I've had a 'B' for my last OU assignment; spent a few hours at our very wet Church Family Day; videoed Chris and Caitlin at their joint sports day which was fun coz they were in the same team; finally got back on the golf course (even if it was just the short holes!); played a couple of rubbish games of squash (why do I bother?!); taken the Scouts sailing, and yesterday (Saturday) Jess and I attended the wedding (ON OUR OWN!!!) for Jess's work friend, Caroline, up in Southgate, followed by a very stress-free afternoon and evening enjoying our own company, before crashing at our good friends, the Roddys, for the night. Thanks guys!

As for our attic conversion - well we've had the councils permission and we've met with Space Invaders, but the building regs have been delayed so the work will not be starting for another couple of weeks - nuisance!

Anyways, when it does start we'll endeavour to keep a running log of proceedings and to start things off, here's a photo of how the back of the house looks now.

Anyone for CPR?

2008-06-30T10:10:00.002Z

What a busy weekend. On Friday, I gratefully received Guitar Hero Aerosmith from the delivery man and proceeded to rock the afternoon away to one of the best games ever made! Jess and Joel also had a go and I think they now understand why I've been banging on about it - IT'S AWESOME!! My good buddy Bill called up in the evening and asked if I wanted to go over to his to play GH3, but I said 'Why, man, when I've only just gone and got GHAerosmith?'

Well, the phone went dead and seconds later Bill was banging on the back door eager to get in and rock out - so we did!

On Saturday, Chris and Caitlin went off to stuff cuddly toys with a friend for her birthday treat; Jess then had a few hours to herself for once, so went shopping; while Joel and I went to Deers Leap over at East Grinstead for a gruelling bike-ride - and my glutes are still aching!

On Sunday, Chris was off again, this time with the Beavers to Wilderness Wood, while I went to do some First Aid Training for Scouts. Needless to say I will now 'be prepared' should an emergency arise.

Anyhooo! It's British Television genres for the next 2/3weeks so I better get back to it - if I must!

Ciao.

He's always been a dribbler!

2008-06-26T08:15:00.003Z

From the youngest age, Joel could have dribbled for England (or N.Ireland, but what would be the point, eh?). His style was of the long, quick dribble with great ground coverage. We just knew these skills could be honed into something extraordinary and here he is at the age of ten proving what a decade of dribble can do.

Here's one I made earlier.

2008-06-21T14:41:00.003Z

Christopher was truly chuffed to bits when he came home from school on Friday, to find a letter addressed to him from the Blue Peter offices, enclosing his very own Blue Peter badge.

He was over the moon to get it for a drawing that he sent in a couple of months ago, of Gethin - one of the presenters. Within minutes he got changed and quickly pinned it onto his top and he's been wearing it all the time since.

You see kids - if you're not in, you can't win!

Song of the times!

2008-06-20T08:48:00.003Z

Okay, I understand there are some of you 'blog worshippers' who are enjoying my music playlist, so each week the first two songs are going to be known as MAYNARD'S TOP TWO TOE TAPPERS - say it with me - "MAYNARD'S TOP TWO TOE TAPPERS". Excellent, you're paying attention.
Now the first song is going to be a song that either has resurrected itself from my massive music collection and deserves to be heard by lots of people, or it means something to me in some way. I may expand on this if I feel that way inclined, otherwise I'll keep its meaning to myself - I'll see how I feel.
The second song will be my 'song of the moment' - either a new song that's currently floating around the radio waves or an old song that I just want you guys to hear.

The first song this week - Kiss's 'Rock and Roll All Nite' - is very relevant because last night on Guitar Hero III I managed to get 100%, albeit on the 'easy' level. Yes, that's right - 100% baby, yeah! (It is also a rather good, if somewhat repetitive, rock anthem that just gets under your skin.)
My second track - 'All summer long' by Kid Rock - is one of the best summer tracks I've heard for a long time - what with that Warren Zevon and Lynyrd Skynyrd going on. I'm not a fan, persay, of Mr Rock, but this one has me hooked.

Enjoy!

Father's Day

2008-06-16T07:21:00.005Z

Another Dad's day come and gone and another chance to enjoy my kids. After an extra 20mins in bed, they crept in to the bedroom, nice and gentle, then showered me with gifts. Joel presented me with a hand-painted coffee mug with a guitar on it, and Christopher and Caitlin gave me a bar of Toblerone and a book called 'More Dad's Stuff' - a book full of exciting ideas that a Dad can do with his children - I'll be using this during the summer while the attic is being converted!!!

After a good church service and a catch-up with several friends, we headed home. Jess made lunch while I played some badminton with the boys.

After a yummy roast we headed over to Knole park for a stroll through the 'big castle' as Caitlin calls it, then a walk around the grounds.

We came home for tea and a play on the Wii.

Yes, I gave in - and what with Guitar Hero Aerosmith coming out in two weeks, I just had to put in an order for it!

I'd been saying for months that I was going to get this and I finally got around to doing it. It's great fun and an alternative way to exercise.

See ya!

The Right to Rock!

2008-06-11T12:17:00.002Z

I stood up and took the black Gibson in my hands - caressing the smoothness of its exterior - as I prepared to step up against one of rocks guitaring Godfathers - the superior Slash. He looked at me with disdain before laying down an opening riff that shook me to the core of my being. This was serious - I had my reputation at stake, yet here I was, standing front stage with a rock idol, about to do battle on our axes of choice. I had no time to dwell any further on the absurdity of my situation - I had to step up and raise the roof with a metal-grinding retort - so I did.

The fingers on my left hand moved deftly and swiftly across the fretboard, as I strummed for all I was worth with my right hand. The notes came thick and very fast. As soon as I was finished, Slash came back with an awe-inspiring shred of intensity that I had to sum up all my rock'n'roll instincts to respond with a solo that blew him and the hard-rocking audience to the walls.

This was a modern-day electric duel that could only have one winner. Slash cut my strings and dealt me some cruel double string notes which I had to rectify quickly before I threw him some amp overdrive and put him off balance.

The audience went wild and I knew I was on a roll. Sweat poured down my back as I shred like I'd never shred before, as I thought of my 'shredder' heroes - Yngwie J.Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and Paul Gilbert.

Slash was hurting - I could see it clearly - so I ripped off an awesome powerslide and backed it up with a full head tilt and pull of my whammy bar. The guy went down on his knees acknowledging his defeat with a tip of his hat and he backed off graciously and left me up front, accepting the applause from the totally bodacious crowd.

'So this is Guitar Hero?' I thought to myself. 'I think I like it!'

Cheers Bill, dude!

Time for a drink!

2008-05-30T21:05:00.003Z

Well, it's just gone 10pm on Friday night and I've finally finished my End of Course Assessment for my Creative Writing course, so I'm back down to only one course at a time for the next eight months - HOORAY!!!

The wife's out, the telly's rubbish, so I think it's just me and a glass of whiskey to end the night.

Cheers!

Sent to Coventry

2008-05-29T13:37:00.002Z

Thanks go to the Grews for a pleasant couple of days up in Coventry. It was nice to catch up - despite the rotten weather - and the kids seemed to have a great time spinning around in Isaac's birthday chair. Here's to the end of the summer when we'll be able to accommodate you next time!

Restful daze!

2008-05-13T18:41:00.007Z

While Joel was away at PGL the rest of the clan decided to take a trip to Emmett's Garden for a peaceful walk amongst the wonderful Rhodedendrons and the Bluebell hill. Trouble was it became a little bit too hot and we just had to stop and take a well-earned rest.

Aaah! That's lovely.

Sunday was another restful day (after Christopher and I rode from Penshurst to Tonbridge that is!) spent with Jess's family to celebrate her Dad's birthday. After a wonderful Roast Pork dinner, cooked by her Mum, we all just hid under the gazebo for a quiet afternoon. Perfick!

Colour Your World

2008-05-10T09:22:00.003Z

So often I go into the garden and get really fed up because there seems to be more green and brown than bright colours. However, when I took my early morning 'perambulation' today I realised how much colour there actually is in the garden and there's still more to come over the following weeks. I know some are commonly referred to as 'weeds' but their flowers still make the garden look beautiful when you look closely.

So long; Farewell; Auf Wiedersen to you-oo

2008-05-09T08:21:00.002Z

It's the day every mother and, if honest, every father dreads - the day their child leaves home to 'find himself'; to go to new pastures; to indulge in new adventures with friends his parents no little about. It's the day every parent cries out in anguish over the pitfalls that may besiege him, as he unwarily soldiers on towards new opportunities in new surroundings. It's becoming all too overwhelming - excuse me while I remove my fallen tears of despair and worry - awww, boo-hoo. I'm missing him already -AAAWW-huh-huh-huh!! WAAAHHHH!!!

Sniff-sniff!

Okay, I'm better now. I've just realised that number one son is actually coming back in a couple of days - it's not as bad as I thought. He's just gone on a weekend trip with his school year to Hindhead for the annual PGL weekend, after a long couple of weeks doing tests and wotnot. A weekend that's well-deserved and it'll be a lot of fun and, no doubt, will see Joel mature that extra bit. No molly-coddling or bedtime kisses. No teddy in bed or hair-tousling.

But for the parent, it's that weekend when you know they'll grow up a little bit too and the little boy who left home on Friday morning will come back Sunday evening a little wiser, a little bigger-in-his-boots and with a little more 'vocabulary' than he had before.

But Joel's a great boy and I know he'll behave and have a wonderful time.

Let boys be boys!

If music be the food of love - get stuffed!

2008-04-30T10:05:00.002Z

If there's one thing in life that I couldn't do without it has to be music. Okay, so I'm not a player, but I can hold a toon or two. I found this playlist player on someone elses blog and thought it a great way to share my tastes in music with all you folk who decide to jump in and out of my cyber world, so don't be shy about clicking on something that intrigues you. I appreciate that a lot of it is not to everyone's tastes - but that's the point, people - it's all me! I hope you like at least one of the tracks and that it puts a spring in your step as you listen.

For the fun rocker in you I would recommend Joe Satriani's 'Crowd Chant'; for the classical buffs I heartily recommend Jason Becker's take on Paganini's 'Capricci per violino' (a metalhead with a fine pair of hands on him!). If you want something soft and romantic or emotive, you can't beat the late Jeff Healey (who died on 2nd March this year from cancer) with 'How Long Can a Man Be Strong', or the sardonic Warren Zevon with one of my all-time favourites 'Splendid Isolation'.

However, if you just want to rock out then go for Nickelback's 'One Last Run', Brian Setzer's version on SRV's 'The House is Rockin'', the Kaiser's 'Ruby' or even the eternal Led Zeppelin's 'Rock And Roll.

If blues rock is your thang then have a listen to the red-neck Junkyard and 'Simple Man' or another of my all-time favourites, the Georgia Satellites with 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself'.

Whatever you go for, just try not to judge me too much. This is not, by any means, an exhaustive list (basically because I don't have enough time to update it regularly!).

I will leave you with one last recommendation. This song takes me right back to the days when I began to listen to rock and roll and found that it was to be the soundtrack to my life (cheesy, eh?!), but Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock'n'Roll' holds great memories for me back when I was a kid and teenager growing up in the middle of the troubles in N.I., and if I didn't have r'n'r back then I'm sure I would have got caught up in other 'pursuits', so no matter what people think of rock'n'roll, it kept me on the straight and narrow.

Godmothers to the rescue!

2008-04-28T13:41:00.004Z

Can you adamandeve it - my little girl is 5 already! WOW! Caitlin had a little tea party with friends on Saturday and a family tea on sunday with the extended family.

She absolutely loved all the presents she got, but was very pleased with the Dame Edna glasses and the two pairs of 'cloppy' shoes (as she calls them) she got from her two 'fashionista' Godmothers. Great choices J & D! What with the new top and ski-pants I bought her she couldn't help but strut around the house feeling and looking pretty.

'Hello Possums!'

Back to the old days

2008-04-28T13:35:00.003Z

It was Victorian day at St John's school last Friday and Christopher loved dressing up for it. He learnt how to play 'roll' with a big hoop, did lots of handwriting, and learnt about life without electricity. He also learnt how not to smile when having his photo taken - I'm sure he learnt that a long time ago!

Where'd the holidays go?

2008-04-22T13:15:00.002Z

I can't believe the kids are back to school already after what must have been the most boring school break they've ever had. I was ill for most of it and just at the end Jess got ill too, so the kids, bless'em, had to make do with staying at home most of the time. We did manage a trip to Portsmouth last Saturday to catch up with Uncle B & Auntie S, which was great. Very breezy down on the beach, but it was a lovely day nonetheless.

So not much to report really - life is now back to the routine humdrum - I just hope the weather picks up so I can study outside for a change. These four walls are starting to close in!

Wot climate change?

2008-04-09T18:27:00.005Z

What is it with this weather? One day three inches of snow - two days later, loads of sunshine and a different kind of fun. On tuesday we all went down to Bentley Wildfowl and Motor Museum for the day and the weather was great. The kids loved the little locomotive they rode on while I admired a Lamborghini Countach in the motor museum for several minutes. Blokes and their toys, eh?!

Well the kids did try to play-up a little so I decided to put them behind bars for a while till they cooled off. Pesky kids - that'll teach 'em!

Deep snow

2008-04-07T11:35:00.003Z

Usually by my birthday, I've started to wear t-shirts and sun-screen, but not this year! Yesterday we had a wonderful amount of snow to keep the kids occupied for a while. While Caitlin had fun in the warmth of a play centre, Joel and Christopher kept busy building a snow step for their weary feet. Bless 'em! Whatever happened to the idea of building a snowman?!?

Anyway, it's now the springtime holidays and the rest of the clan are over at G'ma & G'pa's so I'm back to the studying in the dining room. But not for much longer - we'll finally decided to have the attic converted which means I'll finally have a study to work in come Autumn/Fall.

I'm so chuffed that this is happening I can't control the smile on my face. So in the words of AC/DC, Shake A Leg and have a nice day!